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  Snog.

  It sounded a bit funny.

  But what did it mean?

  These were the thoughts that filled your mind as you continued on your stroll around the park near your house. Earlier, Francis had come up to you and told you to ask Arthur to snog you...

  When you had asked what the word 'snog' meant, he merely did that funny 'Ohonhonhon~' laugh of his, his perverted smirk growing a bit wider. He then said, 'Arthur will show you soon, ma cherie!' before walking away, leaving you confused.

  You had considered looking it up, but being the lazy person you were you decided not to. Snog couldn't be a bad thing, could it?

  ...Well, maybe it could, considering how Francis had told you to ask Arthur to snog you. And, well... Francis is a big fat pervert. Snog could very well mean sex if it came from Francis. And you didn't plan to lose your virginity just yet.

  Well actually, losing your virginity to Arthur wouldn't be that bad. After all, you did have the biggest crush on the tea-loving Brit. You would even go as far as say that you love him... Your face started to heat up as you imagined Arthur closing in on you, his lips meeting yours in a searing kiss...

  A blush erupted on your cheeks as you exclaimed, "Gah! Why am I even thinking of things like these?! Bad _____, bad..." You mumbled to yourself, earning a couple of weird looks from others.

  "_____? Are you alright?" A concerned British-accented voice asked you from behind as a warm hand touched your shoulder. "You seem rather flustered, are you sick?"

  You spun around only to come face-to-face with Arthur himself, your face heating up a bit more if that was even possible.

  "I-I'm fine!" You squeaked, attempting to hide your blush. Sadly, you couldn't, making Arthur's face come just a bit closer to yours as his hand moved from your shoulder to your forehead.

  "Are you sure? Your face is red and a bit warm," He said, concern written across his face.

  "Ye-yeah, I'm sure," You said, once again trying to calm yourself. "I'm just peachy. No need to worry, Arthur."

  'Calm down, _____, Arthur is just touching your forehead and is really close to your face.

  Nothing to worry about.

  ...

  OH MY GOD.

  ARTHUR IS TOUCHING MY FOREHEAD AND IS REALLY CLOSE TO MY FACE--'


  You immediately stopped your thoughts, considering how they only made your blush worsen.

  "Anyways, _____," Arthur said, turning your attention away from your thoughts to him, "That bloody frog Francis told me you wanted to tell me something. I was just on my way to your house when I spotted you here. What did you want to say?"

  "Oh yeah!" You said, suddenly remembering what Francis had told you to do. This managed to divert your thoughts away from how close Arthur was, making your blush go away.

  "Francis asked me to ask you to snog me," You said bluntly, crossing your arms.

  Silence.

  "Arthur, you're, uhm... really red..." You informed him, poking his cheek. "...Hey, Arthur... you okay?"

  The Brit had suddenly froze, his face redder than Antonio's and Lovino's dearly loved tomatoes.

  In a few moments he managed to recover from his little moment, shaking his head before mumbling something under his breath that sounded a lot like 'That bloody frog...'

  "So Arthur, what is snogging?" You asked him curiously. "Francis wouldn't tell me, he just said that you'd show me."

  "W-Well, er... how do I explain this..." He started to pull on his shirt collar nervously, avoiding your gaze.

  "You don't have to explain, just show me!" You exclaimed. "C'mon, I'm getting really curious!"

  He took a deep breath before facing you, and before you knew it he had leaned in and pressed his lips to yours.

  ...Tea.

  His lips... they tasted like tea.

  You were just about to kiss back when he pulled away, flustered and fidgety.

  "Snog is a British s-slang for... ki-kissing..." Arthur mumbled, wringing his hands. "I'm sorry, _____, I truly am-"

  "...You don't have to be sorry," You said shyly, cutting him off as you averted your gaze. "I-I... I liked it. A-Arthur... I... I like you - no, I love you!"

  Now you were blushing a bright red, waiting for Arthur's reaction to your confession. You mentally panicked; what if he didn't return the feelings?!

  Your cheeks heated up even more when Arthur came closer, one arm snaking around your waist and the other cupping your chin. You felt him tilt your chin up to face him, but you still kept your eyes shut and head turned.

  "Love, look at me," He cooed into your ear. His breath... it tickled your ear.

  Slowly but surely, you turned your head around to face him, your eyelids fluttering open to meet two bright orbs of emerald. "Y-...Yeah..?"

  "I love you too," He whispered before leaning down to give you another kiss.

  ...Wow.

  You were so surprised you hadn't even fainted yet.

  As the two of you pulled away, your blush reduced to a faint pink, you heard him chuckle lightly.

  "Y'know, for once I've got to thank that bloody frog."
I was allowed 15 minutes on my cousin's laptop... and this happened. :dummy:

I'm so sorry if this seems rushed or anything, like I said, I had 15 minutes!

By the way, for those reading my 'How to say I Love You' series - I'll be getting N. Italy's out soon! I've just been procrastinating way too much, sorry. I really need to break my habit of procrastinating. :XD:

I'll be replying to comments later, right now I have 2 minutes left on the laptop and I plan to use that 2 minutes to submit this to groups before I have to go.

Thank you for reading!

Hetalia (c) Hidekaz Himaruya
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Lolitagirl671 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Me as readers older sister: -shows up at Francis house and puts him in a German suplex- Francis you idiot! 
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SomeWeeabooFangirl Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
*puts phone down *
Well I know what I'm gonna say to my British friends tomorrow!
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Dolphin05 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
How do I always manage to end up reading one of your stories! XD
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mikasamlp531 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Wait....
(whips head around)
What kind of tea?
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Dinky0717 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
This story was so adorable.
Also I have a friend who transferred from Britain and before I finished this story I texted him asking what 'snog' meant, and he immediately video chatted me asking where I heard it from and who told me.
So I showed him your story and he got really embarrassed.
Now all I've done for the past week is shout 'snog' in his ear. XD
(Thx for giving me a new way to annoy my friend ur awesome)
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Discardia2 Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2015
*looks up what song means on google before finishing* HOLY CRAP

"Snog

verb
  1. 1
    kiss and caress amorously."

    WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DOES AMOROUSLY EVEN MEAN?!

    "adjective
    1.
    inclined or disposed to love, especially sexual love: 
    an amorous disposition."

    DICONARY QUOTES STOP

    "No

    adverb
    1.
    a negative used to express dissent, denial, or refusal"

    NOOOOOOOO
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Hetalia4Elea Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm Australian so I know HEAPS of British slang.
And sadly Australian slang.
God bless the freaking queen.
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JazziFrazz Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Why does england always call france a bloody frog? Is it cuz french people eat frogs?
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TheKnackeredOutcast Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
You are what you eat!
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Hetalia4Elea Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
THEN WHY ISN'T AMERICA A GODDAMN BURGER!?
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TheKnackeredOutcast Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Because he drinks a lot of soda as well and he can't be both so he had to stay human
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Hetalia4Elea Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
LOGIC WHY?!
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gabiatchley315 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2015
:iconyayenglandplz: :iconenglandplz:







:iconpervyfranceplz:
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Brilliant-Steampunk Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol I already knew what snog meant before this (I watch A LOT of British shows on the telly) But who cares?! This was awesome!
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JazziFrazz Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I knew cuz of harry potter.
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Brilliant-Steampunk Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Whoosh *fistbump* yes, Harry Potter is awesome!
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JazziFrazz Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
YES!!!! Baymax Badalalala!!!
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LotsOfStars Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
So good!

Snog isn't just kissing snog is the English term for making out we also call it pulling dont ask why us British people are strange
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SmileMolly Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I know, Its so strange. God bless THE QUEEEN!
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Brilliant-Steampunk Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
omg that was the best comment I've seen all day XD
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Whybot221 Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2015
Aww so cute:)
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lovelyshower Featured By Owner May 30, 2015
Nicely done!

Also....OH! 

There's this guy in my class that says stuff like 'Snog' and 'Shag' all the time, and I had NO IDEA what they meant!
This is a wonderful way to figure out what Snog is. 
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LotsOfStars Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Shag is the term for sex
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fujoshifan43 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2015
Oh my god! then...my best frend....wants to...... kis me and have sex with me....... WTF!!!
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Awesomesauce1274 Featured By Owner Edited Apr 20, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Who cares if I know what snog means. BEST EXPLAINATION EVER.
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Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2015
Ask him to shag you.........it mean sex~
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JackFleutie Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015  Student General Artist
O.O bloody hell woman!!
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Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015
Yes!
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JackFleutie Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015  Student General Artist
Sigh*, oh god.....
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Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015
Pervy fangirl.
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JackFleutie Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015  Student General Artist
M-ME!!? Nooooooo....(totally am)
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Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015
Every girl has there own iner pervy fangirl.
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JackFleutie Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015  Student General Artist
Meh...I think you are right ^.^"
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TheMonsterInsideofMe Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2015
Did you actually know what snig meant when you wrote this, or did you look it up? I'm just curious. It's a really good story!
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SmileMolly Featured By Owner Edited Apr 6, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Im just shaking my head thinking, 'how stupid can I be for not knowing what snog is?' I guess its the Brit inside me?

i loved this :3
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AnimeGeekKatie Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I have read this story SO many times. I LOVE IT!



I used to think snogging was gibing each other hickey's or something like that. 
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Terrencethetitan Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2015
Before reading this I honestly assumed snoging was some sort of sexual act......... Well I guess I was wrong.
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0-Dolunay-0 Featured By Owner Edited Mar 8, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Nope. That's more commonly known as "shag". It's a gentler way of saying "fuck" but it's less polite than "bonk".

It's not a surprise, however, that there is a lot of slang for sexual activities. 
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zombie2315 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
That's good ol' Britain for ya'! England (Hawt Bodeh) [V2]  We're mostly dirty minded little shits.
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0-Dolunay-0 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahaha :XD:

But that's because you haven't heard Argentinian pick up lines ;D

Seriously. Some people here are... oh my god.
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zombie2315 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I want to meet these people... I'm intrigued... HAV - Jane Austen 
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0-Dolunay-0 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
No. Please don't xDD

Want a sample? I'll translate it for you. (One of the worse ones)

"Yo no quiero tu oro, yo no quiero tu plata. Yo solo quiero el tesoro que tenés entre las patas."

That would be: "I don't want your gold, I don't want your silver. I just want the treasure you have between your legs."



...

Yup.

Like that. 

Of course there are nicer, cute ones. But these are the most perverted and sick ones XD
(I know more if you're still intrigued :XD:)
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zombie2315 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I guess it's better than your high school classmate coming up to you and saying "I would love to do you sideways."

That's what get you a slap XD

But I am still intrigued, they seem well worded compared to, well, British pick up lines XD
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0-Dolunay-0 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
If you say so... xD

"Si me mostrás una, me imagino la otra." > "If you show me one, I'll imagine the other."

You'll commonly hear this one, though: "S/he looks/is finger-licking good." Pfff... (from here: forum.wordreference.com/showth…)


Pick up lines are just terrible everywhere. At least normally. Let's just say I see them silly. 
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Terrencethetitan Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2015
Oh thanks~ 
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0-Dolunay-0 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Welcome ;w;
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AnimeGeekKatie Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
LOL I used to read 11th Doctor fanfics, and the reader always said:  So is this your snog box? I thought it meant like giving each other hickeys....



Reader: "Francis asked me to ask you to snog me."
England: *chokes*
Reader: "A-Arthur?! Are you ok?!"
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Terrencethetitan Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2015
83 *giggle giggle*
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AnimeGeekKatie Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
AWWWWW MY SIDES WHERE HURTING WHILE READING THIS, THE FEELS...THEY CAN BE PAINFULL.
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LeviHeichouAckerman Featured By Owner Edited Feb 22, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
Mrw I read the title; Funny Markiplier Reaction Chat Icon ; then I remembered what snog meant Demoman's Crazy Eyebrows (TF2 Chat Icon) Thomas the Tank Engine Chat Icon //
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