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  Snog.

  It sounded a bit funny.

  But what did it mean?

  These were the thoughts that filled your mind as you continued on your stroll around the park near your house. Earlier, Francis had come up to you and told you to ask Arthur to snog you...

  When you had asked what the word 'snog' meant, he merely did that funny 'Ohonhonhon~' laugh of his, his perverted smirk growing a bit wider. He then said, 'Arthur will show you soon, ma cherie!' before walking away, leaving you confused.

  You had considered looking it up, but being the lazy person you were you decided not to. Snog couldn't be a bad thing, could it?

  ...Well, maybe it could, considering how Francis had told you to ask Arthur to snog you. And, well... Francis is a big fat pervert. Snog could very well mean sex if it came from Francis. And you didn't plan to lose your virginity just yet.

  Well actually, losing your virginity to Arthur wouldn't be that bad. After all, you did have the biggest crush on the tea-loving Brit. You would even go as far as say that you love him... Your face started to heat up as you imagined Arthur closing in on you, his lips meeting yours in a searing kiss...

  A blush erupted on your cheeks as you exclaimed, "Gah! Why am I even thinking of things like these?! Bad _____, bad..." You mumbled to yourself, earning a couple of weird looks from others.

  "_____? Are you alright?" A concerned British-accented voice asked you from behind as a warm hand touched your shoulder. "You seem rather flustered, are you sick?"

  You spun around only to come face-to-face with Arthur himself, your face heating up a bit more if that was even possible.

  "I-I'm fine!" You squeaked, attempting to hide your blush. Sadly, you couldn't, making Arthur's face come just a bit closer to yours as his hand moved from your shoulder to your forehead.

  "Are you sure? Your face is red and a bit warm," He said, concern written across his face.

  "Ye-yeah, I'm sure," You said, once again trying to calm yourself. "I'm just peachy. No need to worry, Arthur."

  'Calm down, _____, Arthur is just touching your forehead and is really close to your face.

  Nothing to worry about.

  ...

  OH MY GOD.

  ARTHUR IS TOUCHING MY FOREHEAD AND IS REALLY CLOSE TO MY FACE--'


  You immediately stopped your thoughts, considering how they only made your blush worsen.

  "Anyways, _____," Arthur said, turning your attention away from your thoughts to him, "That bloody frog Francis told me you wanted to tell me something. I was just on my way to your house when I spotted you here. What did you want to say?"

  "Oh yeah!" You said, suddenly remembering what Francis had told you to do. This managed to divert your thoughts away from how close Arthur was, making your blush go away.

  "Francis asked me to ask you to snog me," You said bluntly, crossing your arms.

  Silence.

  "Arthur, you're, uhm... really red..." You informed him, poking his cheek. "...Hey, Arthur... you okay?"

  The Brit had suddenly froze, his face redder than Antonio's and Lovino's dearly loved tomatoes.

  In a few moments he managed to recover from his little moment, shaking his head before mumbling something under his breath that sounded a lot like 'That bloody frog...'

  "So Arthur, what is snogging?" You asked him curiously. "Francis wouldn't tell me, he just said that you'd show me."

  "W-Well, er... how do I explain this..." He started to pull on his shirt collar nervously, avoiding your gaze.

  "You don't have to explain, just show me!" You exclaimed. "C'mon, I'm getting really curious!"

  He took a deep breath before facing you, and before you knew it he had leaned in and pressed his lips to yours.

  ...Tea.

  His lips... they tasted like tea.

  You were just about to kiss back when he pulled away, flustered and fidgety.

  "Snog is a British s-slang for... ki-kissing..." Arthur mumbled, wringing his hands. "I'm sorry, _____, I truly am-"

  "...You don't have to be sorry," You said shyly, cutting him off as you averted your gaze. "I-I... I liked it. A-Arthur... I... I like you - no, I love you!"

  Now you were blushing a bright red, waiting for Arthur's reaction to your confession. You mentally panicked; what if he didn't return the feelings?!

  Your cheeks heated up even more when Arthur came closer, one arm snaking around your waist and the other cupping your chin. You felt him tilt your chin up to face him, but you still kept your eyes shut and head turned.

  "Love, look at me," He cooed into your ear. His breath... it tickled your ear.

  Slowly but surely, you turned your head around to face him, your eyelids fluttering open to meet two bright orbs of emerald. "Y-...Yeah..?"

  "I love you too," He whispered before leaning down to give you another kiss.

  ...Wow.

  You were so surprised you hadn't even fainted yet.

  As the two of you pulled away, your blush reduced to a faint pink, you heard him chuckle lightly.

  "Y'know, for once I've got to thank that bloody frog."
I was allowed 15 minutes on my cousin's laptop... and this happened. :dummy:

I'm so sorry if this seems rushed or anything, like I said, I had 15 minutes!

By the way, for those reading my 'How to say I Love You' series - I'll be getting N. Italy's out soon! I've just been procrastinating way too much, sorry. I really need to break my habit of procrastinating. :XD:

I'll be replying to comments later, right now I have 2 minutes left on the laptop and I plan to use that 2 minutes to submit this to groups before I have to go.

Thank you for reading!

Hetalia (c) Hidekaz Himaruya
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AnimeGeekKatie Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2015  New member Hobbyist Writer
I have read this story SO many times. I LOVE IT!



I used to think snogging was gibing each other hickey's or something like that. 
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Terrencethetitan Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2015
Before reading this I honestly assumed snoging was some sort of sexual act......... Well I guess I was wrong.
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0-Dolunay-0 Featured By Owner Edited Mar 8, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Nope. That's more commonly known as "shag". It's a gentler way of saying "fuck" but it's less polite than "bonk".

It's not a surprise, however, that there is a lot of slang for sexual activities. 
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zombie2315 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
That's good ol' Britain for ya'! England (Hawt Bodeh) [V2]  We're mostly dirty minded little shits.
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0-Dolunay-0 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahaha :XD:

But that's because you haven't heard Argentinian pick up lines ;D

Seriously. Some people here are... oh my god.
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zombie2315 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I want to meet these people... I'm intrigued... HAV - Jane Austen 
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0-Dolunay-0 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
No. Please don't xDD

Want a sample? I'll translate it for you. (One of the worse ones)

"Yo no quiero tu oro, yo no quiero tu plata. Yo solo quiero el tesoro que tenés entre las patas."

That would be: "I don't want your gold, I don't want your silver. I just want the treasure you have between your legs."



...

Yup.

Like that. 

Of course there are nicer, cute ones. But these are the most perverted and sick ones XD
(I know more if you're still intrigued :XD:)
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zombie2315 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I guess it's better than your high school classmate coming up to you and saying "I would love to do you sideways."

That's what get you a slap XD

But I am still intrigued, they seem well worded compared to, well, British pick up lines XD
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0-Dolunay-0 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
If you say so... xD

"Si me mostrás una, me imagino la otra." > "If you show me one, I'll imagine the other."

You'll commonly hear this one, though: "S/he looks/is finger-licking good." Pfff... (from here: forum.wordreference.com/showth…)


Pick up lines are just terrible everywhere. At least normally. Let's just say I see them silly. 
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Terrencethetitan Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2015
Oh thanks~ 
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0-Dolunay-0 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Welcome ;w;
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AnimeGeekKatie Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2015  New member Hobbyist Writer
LOL I used to read 11th Doctor fanfics, and the reader always said:  So is this your snog box? I thought it meant like giving each other hickeys....



Reader: "Francis asked me to ask you to snog me."
England: *chokes*
Reader: "A-Arthur?! Are you ok?!"
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Terrencethetitan Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2015
83 *giggle giggle*
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AnimeGeekKatie Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2015  New member Hobbyist Writer
AWWWWW MY SIDES WHERE HURTING WHILE READING THIS, THE FEELS...THEY CAN BE PAINFULL.
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LeviHeichouAckerman Featured By Owner Edited Feb 22, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
Mrw I read the title; Funny Markiplier Reaction Chat Icon ; then I remembered what snog meant Demoman's Crazy Eyebrows (TF2 Chat Icon) Thomas the Tank Engine Chat Icon //
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Aniel301 Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2015
ME:Chica's Nope Door Chat Icon *Free Icon/Emote* Totoro ( Heart) Please Don't Hurt Me!!! (Anti-Bullying Chat Icon) TOOTURALS?!?!?!?   (Medic Chat Icon) Medic Really Likes What He Sees XD (Chat Icon) Funny Markiplier Reaction Chat Icon Valentines Kittens  is all the emotions i had
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Drgnmge Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2015
i need to break my procrastination 2. i am reading this while im suposed to be doing physics.
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NerdyParadox Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you, Harry Potter, for teaching me British slang so I could find this awesome fanfiction!
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imjustpassingthrough Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2015
But... But... IM ENGLISH!! I ALREADY KNOW WHAT SNOG MEANS!! Did I get brain-washed or something?!
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Nihanna88 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2015
So cute Free Baymax Icon //////////
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piplup245 Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2014
ENGLAND!!! WHY YOU NOT BE REAL?! ;-; his accent is just so sexy..........great story btw!
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0-Dolunay-0 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
British slang is so funny ~ :lol:

Loved it :heart:
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EnglandXIII Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
how is our slang funny? It's just words... :confused: rvmp 
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0-Dolunay-0 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes, but, I mean, the words are funny for me. They just sound funny. I don't know :XD:

And that's why I love it so much~ 

You probably don't see them as funny because you use them on a daily basis and it's normal for you to say them, but as English is my second language, I sincerely prefer British English for various reasons, one of them being this intriguing slang that I just seem to enjoy.
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EnglandXIII Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
well I don't really use my own slang that often. I next to never use it unless I couldn't care less who hears. (I like to remain civil' in front of others) I guess to others they probably do sound funny. Oh and its queen's English not British English. It depend where in Britain you are. England, Ireland, Scotland or Wales
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0-Dolunay-0 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh, okay.

I know there are problems with people saying a person haves a "British accent", as there is no such thing, (there's only English, Scottish, Welsh and Irish accents), but I didn't know that it was called Queen's English. I suppose it makes sense, but I thought it was called "British English", due to seeing in forums people address it that way, in contrast to "American English". My bad ;)

Just to clarify, Queen's English is from England, right? (I certainly don't want to make another mistake, hehe)
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EnglandXIII Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
yes Queen's English is England's but the other three use it too. (I am the England nerd lol)
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0-Dolunay-0 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Ah, alright!

(It's alright, I'm a history geek and an Anglophile myself :P Don't worry).
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EnglandXIII Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
oh fyi. English slang isn't half as odd as Welsh. Believe me I've got family there.
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FeliciaVargas16 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Yes, you must get Italy's out so I can read it~! And this was so cute. XDXD ))
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SilverNeko1 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I already knew what snog meant. I just wanted to read this x3
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XxEmeraldMayxX Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2015  New member Hobbyist General Artist
me too!!! TWINSSSSSS!!!!
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SilverNeko1 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:D
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:)
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SilverNeko1 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
So how you doin'?
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XxEmeraldMayxX Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2015  New member Hobbyist General Artist
good how are you?
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SilverNeko1 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
good
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:)
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DolphinSarah123 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
My whole face + ears are red with blush from reading this... I first hear snog from Doctor Who, and my face had a small blush on it...
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KittyTheOtakuGirl Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
okay.... when you actually go all the way it is to shag... not snog Kayla.....(yelling at my reader self) Sex=shag.... Kiss= snog.....
I love brittish slang..... lol
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NoelVermillion987 Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2014
Hey that's my name and my middle name is Nicole xD such a weird coincidence!
( I actually didn't know what snog meant until this fanfic lol )
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KittyTheOtakuGirl Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
If your last name is Huggins, then where have you been all my life? O.o
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NoelVermillion987 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2014
Hahaha nah my last name is not Huggins, but our names ( and middle ) are just the same so i thought "whoa was i cloned? or am I the clone?! O_o "
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KittyTheOtakuGirl Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
we could have been separated when they made us in a government lab.... and we are nothing more (to them any ways) an experiment gone terribly wrong.... DUDE!!! IN THAT CASE, WHEN DO I GET MY TOTALLY RAD SUPER HERO (villain.... ) POWERS?????!?!?!?!?! Lol I just had an America moment....
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NoelVermillion987 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2014
OH MY GOD DUDE THAT WOULD BE SO AWESOME!!! 
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KittyTheOtakuGirl Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I hope that when I get my powers I have immortality, branch of sin, and the ability to fly!
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NoelVermillion987 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2014
I want to have immortality, the power to freeze time, and to fly! 
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FANGIRLHetalia Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
When I read the first few lines before clicking this, I was thinking "That's me."
I always wondered what that meant, because this story pops up a lot...
Awesome story!!!~
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tweeterstwin Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I actually look up british slang words for fun, so i knew what snog meant. 

My reaction of Francis telling me to ask arthur to snog me would probably be something along the lines of me whining "i already did that yesterday and he starting being tusundere about it!"
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